Yeah, they may not like labels but their relationship is definitely somewhere in the part of the spectrum that most people would consider a couple. I would call it something like a queerplatonic relationship, myself, but if they don’t want a label then they don’t want a label.
I wish people would stop commenting on their relationship and just accept it for how it is.
Hate opening the comments and all i see is “sexual this platonic that”.
I mean, I would also say they gel perfectly sexually. One of them isn’t interested, and the other doesn’t need their partner to be interested to feel sexually satisfied. That’s a hard pairing to make just on volume, they’re lucky to have found each other when they have such good chemistry.
I would say they do gel sexually. Noah doesn’t need any, and Sarah appreciates the break from being a sex object like her previous experiences.
How long that will last may be uncertain. Noah’s side wont change, but Sarah might want more eventually.
I’m calling it now: When Noah and Sarah get drunk together, they go through a Jekyll and Hyde transformation where their personalities change into a loving couple, with Noah becoming demisexual for the duration.
and I’ll guarantee 100% that it’ll never happen – it’s like me saying that when you get drunk you suddenly turn gay/straight (whatever the opposite of what you are now) and you only doing that for the duration of a holiday… I’m just imagining you going on holiday, getting drunk on the first night and riding schlong for the entire period, just because you had a few drinks, and then coming back and saying “whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas” 😛
At some point they will enter registered partnership because it will somehow be easier or something and well, it’s a shame if all of those orphans have to grow up without a parental figure so why not take one under their wing? A bit like an apprentice to chaos!
There needs to be a term for a pair of absolute goblins who have no intention on fvcking, but that still have a sort of sexual, non sexual tension. Basically, there needs to be a term for whatever Noah and Sarah are.
29 thoughts on “Sunshine Valentine #5”
Samuel
What are these trash goblins going to do to those poor couples?
Tsath
Well, they are acoupke. Not a sexual one but in a committed relationship nonetheless
Void
Yeah, they may not like labels but their relationship is definitely somewhere in the part of the spectrum that most people would consider a couple. I would call it something like a queerplatonic relationship, myself, but if they don’t want a label then they don’t want a label.
Tess
Due to lack of a possibility to upvote: ❤️
Avid Reader
I wish people would stop commenting on their relationship and just accept it for how it is.
Hate opening the comments and all i see is “sexual this platonic that”.
Omega
Ooh are they going to enter a couple contest and not only win but do not hafts cheat hence showing to each other they are a perfect couple!?!?
Titania Bird Keil
We’re in for the apotheosis of Noah/Sarah chaos, no doubt.
TheCrazedSpruce
Or they completely gel as a couple (in every way but sexually), and become the *antithesis* of chaos. Which drives them absolutely nuts.
Throw
I mean, I would also say they gel perfectly sexually. One of them isn’t interested, and the other doesn’t need their partner to be interested to feel sexually satisfied. That’s a hard pairing to make just on volume, they’re lucky to have found each other when they have such good chemistry.
Elganif
I would say they do gel sexually. Noah doesn’t need any, and Sarah appreciates the break from being a sex object like her previous experiences.
How long that will last may be uncertain. Noah’s side wont change, but Sarah might want more eventually.
Danny B
Yeah. As a couple, their DnD alignment would definitely be chaotic/chaotic.
Sage
These 2 are the perfect platonic couple. Is it bad that I love and envy them at the same time???🤔🤔🤔
Alex
I love these two in their casual form of chaos
Urufu
I’m just now seeing the scars under his pecks. Did not know that about him
LoLDrood
Wait, why does Noah care if Sarah wears a shirt to bed or not?
MatheoMiller
probably so that her tits don’t flop on him if she snuggles up close
they can get kinda slimey, especially after a night of drinking
Furious Tomato
I’m calling it now: When Noah and Sarah get drunk together, they go through a Jekyll and Hyde transformation where their personalities change into a loving couple, with Noah becoming demisexual for the duration.
rob
they just got smashjed drunk.. nothing happend.
Phil A
and I’ll guarantee 100% that it’ll never happen – it’s like me saying that when you get drunk you suddenly turn gay/straight (whatever the opposite of what you are now) and you only doing that for the duration of a holiday… I’m just imagining you going on holiday, getting drunk on the first night and riding schlong for the entire period, just because you had a few drinks, and then coming back and saying “whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas” 😛
Witch of many Jobs
Ooooh, I smell shenanigans are afoot!
Kenuda
Are those top surgery scars on Noah? If so, that’s cool!
Al
What if it is a clothing optional beach or a meet up for swingers?
O. Possum
Noah actively looking for Hangover-style shenanigans? Yeah, he’s definitely Tara’s brother. Weird to have Sarah be the voice of reason here.
Chaise Murphy
My favourite line in this is “I’ll let that slide because you put up with ME.”
Jerna
Is it going to turn out that it’s hosted by the same event planner Bev and Tara met at the nudist beach?
Polar
That’s what I was thinking!
Tim
At some point they will enter registered partnership because it will somehow be easier or something and well, it’s a shame if all of those orphans have to grow up without a parental figure so why not take one under their wing? A bit like an apprentice to chaos!
BurntWaffles
Its no tiger? The hangover reference?
Sandshark
There needs to be a term for a pair of absolute goblins who have no intention on fvcking, but that still have a sort of sexual, non sexual tension. Basically, there needs to be a term for whatever Noah and Sarah are.