The Shrieking Mires #3

14 thoughts on “The Shrieking Mires #3

  1. Witch of Many Jobs

    Too mcuh talking, not enough cleaving bandits in half for her.

    1. Michael Steamweed

      Not so much with the cleaving, but definitely with the cleavage.
      (amirite? heyooo)

  2. We need more swapping and strapons to move the plot along.

  3. >plot relevant

    And self-propelled! Will not take up an inventory slot! Though may try to scamper if not watched :{

    1. Just put the NPC in a bag of holding with a bottle of infinite air and it won’t take to much space.

  4. Sarah and Tara are murderhobos? Who would have thought?

    1. Michael Steamweed

      I’m just as surprised as you are! :O

      1. I’m shocked. Shocked, I say.

  5. Michael Steamweed

    Nortuet, did you forget the Noah tag?

    1. I mean, I certainly hope Noah’s playing the NPC. Self-propelled NPCs are dangerous.

      1. Michael Steamweed

        Too much AI in my NPCs these days!

  6. This is a perfect blend of every single dnd group I’ve ever been in

  7. I can literally see and hear the DM facepalming and sighing with every decision this pack of idiots makes. It is a glorious sound.

  8. I bet she turns out to be an evil witch that lures adventurers to their doom so sh can have a Barbeque and potion ingredients.

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