O’ve got the feeling the witch was right… I mean the succubus shows up like the Amazon guy and brings you a sex Alexa?
Somehow the whole “trap them in an endless sex dungeon” thing sounds more romantic ^^
Brilliant! It’s a non-moving roomba vacuum cleaner for excess “fun time” energy. The more energy you produce, the more it collects!
(i hope it’s got a good warranty…bev and tara gonna put it through its paces)
Not good for business, if business if getting “fun time” energy. The succubi would want more of such. It’d more likely make any in the vicinity hornier than usual.
That feels like it would be counterproductive for the succubi, if they become apathetic to sex then they stop having sex, then they don’t produce energy anymore. It’s like killing the goose that lays golden eggs.
asparecora
It doesn’t have to be intentional! I trust in these succubi to screw up as badly if not worse than their boss, I’m sure they have it in them!
I like the “Fun Time Plus” logos on the delivery succubus. At first the unit looked like a old Bose clock radio. Last panel makes it look like a mini tower PC. Looking forward to seeing what is does assuming Steven doesn’t bite the power cord in two.
The fact that it’s basically a passive Orgone harvester is… brilliant, really. Wonder what Steven thinks of it.
And is that’s one of the demon girls from the unionization meeting? Got the same hairstyle as the one in the charcoal suit. If so, she’s been working out!
Colin, Alice, Bev & Tara at an all inclusive resort, on holiday.
Colin: So…it’s really cool that you paid for this whole trip…but how did you pay of it?
Bev & Tara side eye each other
Tara: ummm…Mile High points?
Stephen, you’re on thin ice here…this *sounds* like a much better alternative, but it has many…Torment Nexus-esque potential outcomes. You MIGHT have made things catastrophically worse…
So it’ll passively collect energy when they have sex, and they can get points that can be traded in from rewards, huh?
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What’s the catch. Is it just going to constantly drain energy from them even when they’re not having sex, is it going to decrease their libido, make them more tired… This is one of those ‘too good to be true’ things.
As others have said, this is too good to be true. What’s the catch? Where’s the other shoe?
There are so many ways for it to go wrong, so which will turn out to be the one that happens
Not only is this “too good to be true” — it is only early October. This is feeling very Twilight Zone, but that means we’re going to need a slow ramp-up to halloweeny spook
i’d be really interested in the whole logistics behind that stuff. like, who built the thing? out of what? this seems like some top-grade magitech. And not like a custom job either, this thing looks mass produced. where’s the factory for that? Is Hell industrialized? Or wherever it is that Succubi come from in this World. Sooo many questions. Up till now this was a one-witch-operation, with a few minions. Suddenly we’re looking at hundreds of Workers…
Hmm… maybe B&T also get rewards for finding more couples who want to use this thing. Noah and Sarah are obviously out (And I’m not going to launch into the ‘Are they a couple or not’-discussion), but I can certainly see Alice and Colin going for it…
Everyone’s asking about the catch, but I’m firmly in the other camp. They got super powers from Bevara that one time and it had absolutely no pay-off at the end because Stephen unionized the succubi, I fully believe in the significant possibility that the only outcome from the Fun Time Plus will be occasional sex toy (or other reward) deliveries from Amorous (get it? Like Amazon, but, like, the word for sexual desire? I’ll be here all week).
I am probably way overthinking this but I wonder just how big this new approach of theirs is. Are they delivering devices like that to all people in the neighborhood? Is this like a trial or beta test?
39 thoughts on “Screamlined Methods #3”
Ranb
Will this be a spin-off of the English Vampire flick, Life Force?
TinaMouse
It’s like the the “demon ladies” really know how these two think! Mind you most people would go for this if there’s a good reward scheme, hahahaha
Eath
O’ve got the feeling the witch was right… I mean the succubus shows up like the Amazon guy and brings you a sex Alexa?
Somehow the whole “trap them in an endless sex dungeon” thing sounds more romantic ^^
Lap
“Asexa” was right there, just waiting for you to use it 😛
Kamino Neko
‘Asexa’ brings with it some rather inappropriate to the situation implications.
coredumperror
It’s really more of a PSex5.
Lyth
A Sexbox One
Michael Steamweed
If you get off to Alexa’s voice, does that make you an Alexual?
Michael Steamweed
Brilliant! It’s a non-moving roomba vacuum cleaner for excess “fun time” energy. The more energy you produce, the more it collects!
(i hope it’s got a good warranty…bev and tara gonna put it through its paces)
EoC
Will the harvester be able to handle all the energy those two release? And do the demons have enough reserves to not go bankrupt?
Annelise
loyalty points ? lol
I wonder what’s in the rewards catalogue.
Michael Steamweed
I’d put in various exercise items, fitness things, and sex toys.
Czarzhan
I do not foresee a good end if that thing is turned on. It could range from “horny but unable to orgasm” to “Continual blind rutt.”
asparecora
I’m betting on “drains more than advertised, ends up leaving them apathetic to sex.”
JohnZ117
Not good for business, if business if getting “fun time” energy. The succubi would want more of such. It’d more likely make any in the vicinity hornier than usual.
AceOfSpade
That feels like it would be counterproductive for the succubi, if they become apathetic to sex then they stop having sex, then they don’t produce energy anymore. It’s like killing the goose that lays golden eggs.
asparecora
It doesn’t have to be intentional! I trust in these succubi to screw up as badly if not worse than their boss, I’m sure they have it in them!
Alex McCutcheon
This isn’t gonna end well
Tarheel Hokie
I like the “Fun Time Plus” logos on the delivery succubus. At first the unit looked like a old Bose clock radio. Last panel makes it look like a mini tower PC. Looking forward to seeing what is does assuming Steven doesn’t bite the power cord in two.
Herpaderp
The fact that it’s basically a passive Orgone harvester is… brilliant, really. Wonder what Steven thinks of it.
And is that’s one of the demon girls from the unionization meeting? Got the same hairstyle as the one in the charcoal suit. If so, she’s been working out!
Denny Bershaw
Your work is always great, but this is truly excellent.
Ricketty
Colin, Alice, Bev & Tara at an all inclusive resort, on holiday.
Colin: So…it’s really cool that you paid for this whole trip…but how did you pay of it?
Bev & Tara side eye each other
Tara: ummm…Mile High points?
Jaded Cynic
Stephen, you’re on thin ice here…this *sounds* like a much better alternative, but it has many…Torment Nexus-esque potential outcomes. You MIGHT have made things catastrophically worse…
Cobalt
Who’s Stephen?
dysartes
I believe they’re referring to the incarnation of BORF, just with a ph instead of a v.
Dyamonde
Torment-Nexus? From the world famous Book “Do not build the Torment Nexus”?
Cobalt
So it’ll passively collect energy when they have sex, and they can get points that can be traded in from rewards, huh?
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What’s the catch. Is it just going to constantly drain energy from them even when they’re not having sex, is it going to decrease their libido, make them more tired… This is one of those ‘too good to be true’ things.
FappingAce
As others have said, this is too good to be true. What’s the catch? Where’s the other shoe?
There are so many ways for it to go wrong, so which will turn out to be the one that happens
mneme
Not only is this “too good to be true” — it is only early October. This is feeling very Twilight Zone, but that means we’re going to need a slow ramp-up to halloweeny spook
Kamino Neko
Read the damned fine print, ladies!
Michael Steamweed
Nahh. No need to read the fine print. I’m sure it’ll be fine. Just fine!
Dyamonde
considering what they have there, the fine print might literally be damned
Xol
Shower sex is dangerous. I fear for their safety.
Dyamonde
i’d be really interested in the whole logistics behind that stuff. like, who built the thing? out of what? this seems like some top-grade magitech. And not like a custom job either, this thing looks mass produced. where’s the factory for that? Is Hell industrialized? Or wherever it is that Succubi come from in this World. Sooo many questions. Up till now this was a one-witch-operation, with a few minions. Suddenly we’re looking at hundreds of Workers…
Lap
And, thanks to Steven, they’re all unionized!
O.O. Hansen
Hmm… maybe B&T also get rewards for finding more couples who want to use this thing. Noah and Sarah are obviously out (And I’m not going to launch into the ‘Are they a couple or not’-discussion), but I can certainly see Alice and Colin going for it…
Mike
Locktober time?!
SurelyYouJest
Everyone’s asking about the catch, but I’m firmly in the other camp. They got super powers from Bevara that one time and it had absolutely no pay-off at the end because Stephen unionized the succubi, I fully believe in the significant possibility that the only outcome from the Fun Time Plus will be occasional sex toy (or other reward) deliveries from Amorous (get it? Like Amazon, but, like, the word for sexual desire? I’ll be here all week).
Witch of many jobs
I am probably way overthinking this but I wonder just how big this new approach of theirs is. Are they delivering devices like that to all people in the neighborhood? Is this like a trial or beta test?