Sunshine Valentine #5

28 thoughts on “Sunshine Valentine #5

  1. What are these trash goblins going to do to those poor couples?

  2. Well, they are acoupke. Not a sexual one but in a committed relationship nonetheless

    1. Yeah, they may not like labels but their relationship is definitely somewhere in the part of the spectrum that most people would consider a couple. I would call it something like a queerplatonic relationship, myself, but if they don’t want a label then they don’t want a label.

    2. Due to lack of a possibility to upvote: ❀️

  3. I wish people would stop commenting on their relationship and just accept it for how it is.
    Hate opening the comments and all i see is “sexual this platonic that”.

  4. Ooh are they going to enter a couple contest and not only win but do not hafts cheat hence showing to each other they are a perfect couple!?!?

  5. Titania Bird Keil

    We’re in for the apotheosis of Noah/Sarah chaos, no doubt.

    1. Or they completely gel as a couple (in every way but sexually), and become the *antithesis* of chaos. Which drives them absolutely nuts.

      1. I mean, I would also say they gel perfectly sexually. One of them isn’t interested, and the other doesn’t need their partner to be interested to feel sexually satisfied. That’s a hard pairing to make just on volume, they’re lucky to have found each other when they have such good chemistry.

      2. I would say they do gel sexually. Noah doesn’t need any, and Sarah appreciates the break from being a sex object like her previous experiences.
        How long that will last may be uncertain. Noah’s side wont change, but Sarah might want more eventually.

    2. Yeah. As a couple, their DnD alignment would definitely be chaotic/chaotic.

  6. These 2 are the perfect platonic couple. Is it bad that I love and envy them at the same time???πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”

  7. I love these two in their casual form of chaos

  8. I’m just now seeing the scars under his pecks. Did not know that about him

  9. Wait, why does Noah care if Sarah wears a shirt to bed or not?

    1. probably so that her tits don’t flop on him if she snuggles up close
      they can get kinda slimey, especially after a night of drinking

  10. I’m calling it now: When Noah and Sarah get drunk together, they go through a Jekyll and Hyde transformation where their personalities change into a loving couple, with Noah becoming demisexual for the duration.

    1. they just got smashjed drunk.. nothing happend.

    2. and I’ll guarantee 100% that it’ll never happen – it’s like me saying that when you get drunk you suddenly turn gay/straight (whatever the opposite of what you are now) and you only doing that for the duration of a holiday… I’m just imagining you going on holiday, getting drunk on the first night and riding schlong for the entire period, just because you had a few drinks, and then coming back and saying “whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas” πŸ˜›

  11. Witch of many Jobs

    Ooooh, I smell shenanigans are afoot!

  12. Are those top surgery scars on Noah? If so, that’s cool!

  13. What if it is a clothing optional beach or a meet up for swingers?

  14. Noah actively looking for Hangover-style shenanigans? Yeah, he’s definitely Tara’s brother. Weird to have Sarah be the voice of reason here.

  15. My favourite line in this is “I’ll let that slide because you put up with ME.”

  16. Is it going to turn out that it’s hosted by the same event planner Bev and Tara met at the nudist beach?

    1. That’s what I was thinking!

  17. At some point they will enter registered partnership because it will somehow be easier or something and well, it’s a shame if all of those orphans have to grow up without a parental figure so why not take one under their wing? A bit like an apprentice to chaos!

  18. Its no tiger? The hangover reference?

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