As if a dog would be shocked and traumatized by humans mating. Dogs we have had have either ignored it or snouted inappropriately and been removed from the room
I had a dog many years ago, and she used to always get confused when I got all dressed up to go out for the evening, put on nightclub clothes, use all the perfumes and shampoos and stuff. Looking at her expression, she was obviously wondering why I was camouflaging myself with smells, and why she wasn’t allowed to go hunting with me. She’d always do a 😐 face when I said “Toots, I’ll be back later”. She’d usually have a snooze on the sofa while I was out, but run and lie in her basket as soon as she heard the front door opening, and pretend to be asleep and that she had not been sleeping on the sofa. (this was a game we played – she wasn’t really supposed to be on the sofa, which meant she wanted to be on the sofa as often as possible, heh)
One time though when I did bring a guy back for a bit of action, I didn’t quite shut my bedroom door properly, and Toots managed to open it and see what we were getting up to.
After that Toots was fine with me putting on my nightclub gear and all my funny smelling perfumes – she understood what I was going “hunting” for, and why she couldn’t come along.
Well, my determination to draw out my catching up to the present in the nortverse — since borfing into it about 5 days ago — has succumbed to my horniness for the wholesome feelingness of it all. As a long-time oglaf fan, I was overjoyed to find another comic with such matter-of-fact inclusion of sexuality and appreciation for all aspects of its expression. Perhaps my biggest shock was seeing how effortlessly and nonchalantly almost all of the comments went full DnD — expert mode.
Crazy that they would go out short and crop tops, but wear the bulkiest shoes and high socks. When I go for a walk or a small hike in the woods, Id just wear sport sandals (but I imagine they could be difficult to draw)
10 thoughts on “Broke Backpacking #5”
Lexi
*schlorp schlorp schlorp* “borf!”
Opus the Poet
Buh Gawd it’s Horny with the steel chair!!
Tsath
As if a dog would be shocked and traumatized by humans mating. Dogs we have had have either ignored it or snouted inappropriately and been removed from the room
Annelise
I had a dog many years ago, and she used to always get confused when I got all dressed up to go out for the evening, put on nightclub clothes, use all the perfumes and shampoos and stuff. Looking at her expression, she was obviously wondering why I was camouflaging myself with smells, and why she wasn’t allowed to go hunting with me. She’d always do a 😐 face when I said “Toots, I’ll be back later”. She’d usually have a snooze on the sofa while I was out, but run and lie in her basket as soon as she heard the front door opening, and pretend to be asleep and that she had not been sleeping on the sofa. (this was a game we played – she wasn’t really supposed to be on the sofa, which meant she wanted to be on the sofa as often as possible, heh)
One time though when I did bring a guy back for a bit of action, I didn’t quite shut my bedroom door properly, and Toots managed to open it and see what we were getting up to.
After that Toots was fine with me putting on my nightclub gear and all my funny smelling perfumes – she understood what I was going “hunting” for, and why she couldn’t come along.
Such a great little dog 🙂
Witch of many jobs
Her determination never stood a chance.
Michael Steamweed
Determination versus Horniness: FIGHT!
Aaand the fight’s already over. Horniness has KOed Determination in round one.
Thanks for the mammaries
Well, my determination to draw out my catching up to the present in the nortverse — since borfing into it about 5 days ago — has succumbed to my horniness for the wholesome feelingness of it all. As a long-time oglaf fan, I was overjoyed to find another comic with such matter-of-fact inclusion of sexuality and appreciation for all aspects of its expression. Perhaps my biggest shock was seeing how effortlessly and nonchalantly almost all of the comments went full DnD — expert mode.
Franco
Reverse horny jail. Armed with a chair.
Marleonka
Crazy that they would go out short and crop tops, but wear the bulkiest shoes and high socks. When I go for a walk or a small hike in the woods, Id just wear sport sandals (but I imagine they could be difficult to draw)
Raphiki
Those are walking shoes made for hiking. Also their socks are pretty normal. High socks would nearly reach the knees.
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