Screamlined Methods #4

28 thoughts on “Screamlined Methods #4

  1. This is Hell, nor am I hittin’ it

  2. I want Tara and Bev to invite the witch to their Halloween party.

  3. Poor witchy. It’s just not the “fun” way for succubuses to get their energy. The “personal
    touch” is much more fun and satisfying.

  4. That’s what happens when you scale up your business, you go from Artisan to Desk-Jockey.
    More and bigger isn’t always better. I’m sure Tara is gonna miss the uniquely crafted experience.
    Also the Witch absolutely needs a name.

    1. Michael Steamweed

      I’m with you on the Witch naming. She’s made repeat appearances for years now.
      ( say, maybe Whitney Chambers. Her signature is WhITney CHambers. 😀 )

  5. Love the logo on Witchy’s laptop by the way. What will happen to Bev and Tara’s party when all that stored sexual energy is unleashed?

  6. I can already see it in Tara’s eyes. She is gonna break this device with her fun time energy

  7. I’m with Tara on numbers going up making brain feel good. Namely cause of PSN Trophies having a leveling system and Xbox Achievements having a sort of high score thing that keeps going up the more you earn.

    I kinda wish I could break away from that since PC versions are usually the better option, even if Steam Achievements don’t really have any sort of progression system like that.

  8. It’s low key said to see demon boss lady so unsatisfied with work now

  9. So focused on the destination they forgot how fun the journey is.

    Sure there’s the joy of seeing bigger numbers, but the process is definitely duller as a consequence….

    1. Set her up with a ‘virtual’ avatar for streaming on.. erm, Witch.
      Step two, sell merch with miniture collection devices.
      Step three, panic when too much horny.

    2. Yeah; satirist Allan Sherman referred to this as ‘thinkery-fuckery’, or ‘getting so wrapped up in ‘having optimal/good sex’ that you FORGET TO ENJOY THE SEX.
      He told a story about the MENSA high-IQ organization: at one office, a female member ran in and declared: “I just fucked a man who made six hundred strokes!” to which another member replied “You weren’t fucking, dear – you were counting.”

  10. Oh, so perhaps the other shoe is mild number go up addiction and their… friend being sad/bored by the method. These are much harder problems to solve than real tangible issues with the machine itself

  11. Michael Steamweed

    I’m hoping that app doesn’t record the horny energy per individual! That’s a great way to cause relationship issues. (“According to this, you weren’t feelin’ it a while ago. But you said I was doin’ great. What gives?”)

  12. Ahahaaa, classic Solitaire !

    1. Michael Steamweed

      Hell is slow to update its legacy systems. They’re still using Windows ME.

      1. Why would they update? They invented it.

        1. Michael Steamweed

          Agreed!

  13. Witch of many jobs

    Oh gods, they have combined sex with the addictive nature of gacha!

    1. Michael Steamweed

      Bev and Tara will both hit level 2 after the Hallowe’en party. (or maaayyybe during it?)

    2. see? This was what I was worried about. It’s still too soon to see if it turns out as bad as I fear…

    3. 😱

  14. I’d like to point out, that their two panels where both Tara and Beverly are in bed and looking damn fine. Yet everyone here is completely focused on how clearly unhappy the witch clearly is. It’s moments like this where I absolutley love this specific community.

  15. Best case, she works it out during the next D&D sesh. Worst case, she faces Steven again.

  16. So… Did she got extra points for the New moves?

  17. So if they’re harvesting horny energy, does this mean it can take longer to get aroused and the refractory periods are longer?

    1. I think the idea of it, or at least how the Succubi are saying it works, is that it takes the energy they put out during sex and takes that. Like it takes the ambient sexual energy that they expel and it takes that, rather than taking anything extra directly from the people.

      We also see, in the next page, that the swinger couple has been using it EXTENSIVELY, like while other couples still don’t have enough to get even the coffee machine, they’re on the way to saving up for a dining set, and they don’t seem to have noticed any issues.

  18. Looks like it’s taken all of the joy out of the job for Witch.

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